So . . . . . you'd like a catalog, huh?
It can be yours, today only,
for the low, low price of $50.

No . . . wait . . . how about $30?

OK, what about $20?

Still too much . . . how about $7.^{50(includes postage)}?

Send me your name, address & a check/money order for $7.⁵⁰ (in U.S. dollars) to:
1490 Village Creek Dr.,  Lansing, IA  52151
We'll mail you a fabulous catalog + 1 FREE PATTERN, upon receipt of your check.
 patchabilities@acegroup.cc